B1 · Episode 9 · 2:00
She cut her hair badly
Mylia cut her own hair following a lockdown tutorial and is horrified by the result, declaring it ugly and vowing never to go out like that.
Source：Les Turlot / Numéro B · License：CC BY 3.0
Transcript
Ben je fais quoi, là?
Well, what am I doing here?
Faut que je chante?
Do I have to sing?
Ah non non non non, juste les confits noirs.
Ah no no no no, just the black confits.
Les confits noirs!
The black confits!
Ravagis, mon verre!
Ravagis, my glass!
C'est la faute de Mylia.
It's Mylia's fault.
Ah bon? Ah ça va alors.
Really? Ah, then it's fine.
Oh là là, mais c'est complètement raté, c'est nul!
Oh dear, this is completely ruined, it's awful!
J'en avais marre de mes cheveux, je suis allée voir un tutoriel" comment couper ses
I was fed up with my hair, so I watched a tutorial "how to cut your
cheveux pendant le confinement" et voilà le résultat, c'est moche!
hair during lockdown" and here's the result—it's ugly!
J'oserai jamais sortir comme ça!
I'd never dare go out like this!
Ah ouais là t'aurais pas dû.
Ah yeah, you shouldn't have done that.
T'auras qu'à mettre une perruque.
You'll just have to wear a wig.
Ah oui, bonne idée, je reviens.
Ah yes, good idea—I'll be right back.
Et alors? Bah, pourquoi pas?
And then? Well, why not?
C'est tout ce que j'avais sous la main.
That's all I had on hand.
écoute moi je serais toi
Listen to me—I'd be you...
je ferais un tutoriel
I'd make a tutorial.
pour expliquer ce qu'on peut faire en temps de confinement
to explain what one can do during lockdown.
quand on a raté sa coupe
when you've messed up your haircut.
Enfin moi ce que j'en dis.
Well, that's just my opinion.
Ah. Les confinoirs.
Ah. The lockdown rooms.
Un générique sans musique, c'est étrange.
A title sequence without music feels strange.
Même pas un petit bonbon?
Not even a little candy?
Achète un filtre à air et bonbons.
Buy an air filter and candies.
Vivement le prochain épisode, hein!
Can't wait for the next episode, right!